Monday, January 17, 2011

Declaration of Independence

In order to improve the happiness of our society, we must be given more shopping opportunities. We the people of Shop, Swipe, and Shush believe that in order to create a more perfect shopping union we must earn our independence from the United States by being able to shop as much as we want. In our society today, we are not able to shop until we drop because money does not grow on trees and is extremely limited. Bad credit scores, bankruptcy, and unemployment are the causes to this problem. If we are declared independency, the people of Shop, Swipe, and Shush will able to shop freely, which will improve their happiness. If the government makes the people happy, then that will overall better the society.

To fix the problem, the people of Shop, Swipe, and Shush will be given money and credit cards with no limitations. They will always be able to shop until their hands are tired and bags are full. To become a great nation, we must have all of our people happy and satisfied. In today's society, people are overly stressed with everything that is going in their lives. In Shop, Swipe, and Shush all the stress people accumulate throughout their lives will be relieved by the shopping opportunities they are given from the government.

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