Invitation to Friends

Dear family and friends,

I understand that your time is precious but I would like to share with you the benefits of living on the island of Shop, Swipe, and Shush are. I know everyone longs to be happy, right? Well, at Shop, Swipe, and Shush, it is possible to find true happiness. I also know that money usually seems to be the problem to most, whether it be not having enough money to get gas, which stops us from going places, or not having enough money to buy food, which denys us the chance to provide for ourselves or family. Money is essential to everyday living and at Shop, Swipe, and Shush money is never the problem. You can recieve it any day and any time you want. But of course, there is a catch. You simply have to complete a "Happiness Fulfillment" form, which includes the things you plan to buy, the prices, and the reasons and so long as all three are justified, you will get money from the government to cover all expenses.

If you were interested in living at an island where you are well taken care of money and security wise, then Shop, Swipe, and Shush is the way to go! Book a flight to Ocho Rios, Jamaica and we will simply pay for the fare just as long as you fill out an online "Happiness Fulfillment" form and on that form you should state the meal you would want to eat upon your arrival. You will be assisted to one of the dining rooms in the airport and from there you will be escsorted to your temporary hotel. It will take about a week for us to help you find a living space that fits your needs. All you need to bring is your passport, your luggage, and your body! The government will be there to help you throughout the whole way. We will help and provide you with a job, money, and housing.