Rules

1. Either Beyonce Knowles, Alicia Keys, Lauren Conrad, Usher Raymond, or LeBron James will rule the island of Shop, Swipe, and Shush. They are good and generous with their money, intelligent, and great with people. It is a democratic society, so the citizens will vote on who they want to rule their island.

2. There will be the usual national security on the island. There will be armed forces, cops, FBI, and so on. Since our island is only so big, there will be a cop at every single stop light and highway twenty four hours a day. If there is always a cop on duty at every angle of the island possible, it would be more fair to all the citizens. It will enforce them to obide by the laws.

3. In our society, poeple will work the grocery stores, shopping centers, plazas, and malls for a living. Others are also able to take part in national security jobs. It is up to the citizen on where they work, but positions avaiable are on a first come first serve basis.

4. The citizens of Shop, Swipe, and Shush will have faith in any religion that best fits them. Any religion is allowed, but every citizen must believe in one.

5. No one will discriminate or abuse anyone in any way because of their belief in religion. Major consquences will take place if any sort of misconduct is done.

6. People who break laws will be sentenced to time in prison depending on the severity of the crime(s) committed. No one will ever be given the death penalty, regardless of the crime(s) committed.

7. You will be brought to court to determine your sentencing time. In any case, the minimum you are sentenced to is six months and from there it increases based on the jury and judges' verdict.

8. Marriage is only available to those who have graduated college or have a stable job. You may only get married when you reach the age of twenty one.

9. You may only have children if you are married and have a decent place to raise them. There should be no children brought into this world by two persons who are not bound by marriage. The only case where marriage is an exception is when the female absolutely cannot reproduce a child and has to resort to a surrogate.

10. You must never complain about money being a problem. The government is providing you with all the money you need, so you must take good care of yourself, your family, and your future. In order to get money, you must always complete a "Happiness Fulfillment" form, in which you write down what you need and want to buy for you and your family, the prices of each, and justified reasons as to why you should recieve money to purchase such things.
11. Do not be selfish or careless about your spending. Your right to all the money you want can be taken away at any time if the government feels like you are abusing your right.

12. Remember that the government is not giving you money so that you can buy every materialistic thing you want. It is so that you can easily provide for yourself and for your family without a hassle. Money should not be a problem.

13. Don't worry, be happy.